Posts Tagged ‘Nate Robinson’

SHOCKINGLY, PETA IS NOT IMPRESSED WITH NATE ROBINSON’S “CAT MINK” COAT

December 31, 2010

NATE ROBINSON AND HIS CAT MINK COAT

Another celebrity is in trouble with PETA. The animal rights group has contacted Boston Celtics guard Nate Robinson asking him to give up his Christmas present from teammate Shaquille O’Neal-a full length fur coat made of “cat mink.”

That’s right, Robinson’s coat is made entirely out of a special breed of dead cats.

PORN STAR IS BASKETBALL PLAYER’S “KRYPTONATE”

July 16, 2010

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It’s been quite a week for NBA player Nate Robinson. The former New York Knicks guard signed a two-year $8 million contract with the Boston Celtics. The signing came one day after the celebrity gossip site MediaTakeout.com announced Robinson had made porn star Samone Taylor his “wifey.”

Taylor’s a class act. Her last video was entitled, “Your Black Girlfriend Gang Banged by Rednecks.”

In that video she has sex with multiple white guys who are self-proclaimed racists wearing nothing but Confederate flag t-shirts. Never the less, it was Taylor (not Robinson) who took to the Internet making a YouTube video denying the affair:

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AS THE KNICKS TURN

January 4, 2010

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New York Knicks guard Nate Robinson returned from the basketball dead Friday night with a 41 point effort in a win against the Atlanta Hawks. Robinson’s outburst was truly amazing since it followed a month of “DNP-Coach’s Decision”s. During a stretch between December 1st and January1st, Robinson didn’t get one second of playing time in 14 games. Apparently, rust wasn’t a factor as N8 knocked down 18 of 24 shots Friday and had 11 key overtime points.

However, one man’s resurrection has turned into another’s demise. Larry Hughes was removed from the Knicks rotation by coach Mike D’Antoni following Robinson’s return. Hughes whined to Newsday that his benching was “not a good way to play the season.” This despite the fact that the Knicks had just beaten the Indiana Pacers by 43 points.

Despite the soap opera atmosphere, New York may actually make the playoffs this season. Unbelievably, even though they’re still only 14-20, the Knicks are now just a game out of a playoff berth in the NBA’s pathetic Eastern Conference and they’re certainly playing better than some imminently catchable teams like Charlotte.

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NATE ROBINSON: LEAPS MIKE D’ANTONI IN A SINGLE BOUND

DEFINING MOMENT OF KNICKS BASKETBALL: NATE ROBINSON SHOOTS BALL INTO THE OTHER TEAM’S BASKET

November 21, 2009

Nate Robinson #2 of the New York Knicks (Photo by Issac Baldizon/NBAE via Getty Images)

NATE ROBINSON: GETS HIS ASS CHEWED BY KNICKS COACH MIKE D’ANTONI

Saturday afternoon’s NBA matchup between the New York Knicks and New Jersey Nets wasn’t exactly a classic to begin with. Coming into the game, the Knicks were 2-9. The pathetic Nets were 0-12.

With 0.5 seconds left in the first quarter, Knicks guard Nate Robinson took the inbounds pass and casually launched a 30-footer. Straight into the Nets basket. Knicks coach Mike D’Antoni went insane and berated Robinson as he came off the floor. In fairness, time had already expired before the shot. Robinson was just screwing around, but it was too close be messing around like that. WAY too close.

A furious D’Antoni benched Robinson for the rest of the game.

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NATE ROBINSON WINS SLAM DUNK TITLE

February 15, 2009

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Superman was defeated by Krypto-Nate Saturday night in the NBA Slam Dunk Contest. The competition is annually the most poular event at All-Star Weekend. This year’s contest was one of the best in history.

Defending champion Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic looked to be a winner again this year. He led Robinson going into the competition’s final round and again wowed the crowd by donning his Superman cape. Howard even arranged for a special 12-foot basket to dunk on. He was spectacular.

Robinson though went for the theatrics and, much like Spud Webb in the 1986 competitition, won the hearts of the crowd capitalizing on his underdog, small man role. He changed into an all green “Krypto-Nate” jersey and won the competition by actally dunking over the 6-11 Howard, who was still wearing his Superman cape.

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ROBINSON DONNED HIS GREEN “KRYPTO-NATE” OUTFIT TO TAKE THE SLAM DUNK TITLE

Nate Robinson beat Dwight Howard in the final round.

 

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