Posts Tagged ‘New York Giants’

Lawrence Taylor on prostitutes: “I don’t card ’em”

March 24, 2011

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GIANTS FANS BOO PHILANDERER TIKI BARBER DURING RING OF HONOR CEREMONY

October 6, 2010

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BOBBY THOMSON DEAD AT 86

August 17, 2010

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PLAXICO BACK WITH GIANTS?

August 4, 2010

LAST SHOT OF FORMER NEW YORK GIANTS RECEIVER PLAXICO BURRESS AS A FREE MAN

There are conflicting reports as to whether former New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress will be released from Riker’s Island Prison on gun charges any time soon. The New York Post is saying Burress will be freed within the next couple of weeks. Pro Football Talk is not so sure.

In any event, the Post says the Giants are considering bringing Burress back even though he went to prison for accidentally shooting himself in the leg with an unregistered gun and an NFL.com report seems to back that possibility up.

N.Y. GIANTS ROOKIE ALMOST HAS LEG AMPUTATED FOLLOWING HORRIFIC CAR CRASH

June 27, 2010

CHAD JONES

JONES’ RIG AFTER ACCIDENT

New York Giants rookie safety Chad Jones was involved in a serious car accident over the weekend. Jones crashed his SUV into a tree in New Orleans, Friday.

Reports indicate that Jones fractured the tibia and fibula of his left leg in the accident and that his injuries were so significant that doctors almost had to amputate his mangled leg. Jones was also placed on a breathing machine when he first got to the hospital.

Jones was a third round draft pick of the Giants out of LSU in the 2010 NFL Draft. He was part of the National Championship LSU football team in 2008. He also was a star pitcher on the school’s baseball team who regularly hit 90 MPH on the radar gun.

JONES WAS ALSO A STAR PITCHER ON THE LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY BASEBALL TEAM

JONES IS WHEELED INTO NEW ORLEANS HOSPITAL

L.T. GOES FOR THE MASTURBATION DEFENSE

May 12, 2010

Former New York Giants star Lawrence Taylor has come up with a unique defense against allegations of having sex with an underage prostitute. According to both the New York Post and the New York Daily News, Taylor’s lawyers plan to claim the linebacker never touched the underage girl. He touched himself.

That’s right, because of a used condom found in the room in which Taylor allegedly had sex with the 16-year-old girl, LT is going to claim he “pleasured myself, not her” and masturbated during the encounter. The girl in the case insists she had sex with Taylor and was paid $300 for the act.

A LAWRENCE TAYLOR ARREST THAT IS NOT FUNNY

May 6, 2010

LAWRENCE TAYLOR

Legendary New York Giants linebacker Lawrence Taylor, arguably the greatest defensive player in NFL history, has been arrested in New York on rape charges involving a 16-year-old girl.

The girl is a runaway and “there is a pimp involved.” Under New York state law, a 16-year-old girl cannot legally have consensual sex. Taylor is 51. The girl was also “punched in the face” and treated at a local hospital.

Taylor was a 10-time Pro Bowler and a former NFL MVP with the Giants. He has had numerous drug and criminal issues since his retirement.

Details of this latest incident are still coming in. The New York Post says Taylor paid $300 to have sex with the girl and authorities have recovered a used condom. TMZ.com quotes Taylor’s current wife as saying the whole thing was a “set up” and the charges are “bullsh**.”

GIANTS INVITE 33-YEAR-OLD ROOKIE TO MINICAMP

April 27, 2010

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BRANDON CRAWFORD

Ball State defensive end Brandon Crawford has been invited to participate in rookie minicamp with the New York Giants this weekend. Crawford made news by enrolling at Ball State following a ten-year layoff from football. He became a defensive star, leading Ball State to two bowl games following a stint in the Marines.

Crawford is now a 33-year-old rookie who went unchosen this past weekend in the NFL Draft.

NOW, THAT’S A DRAFT

April 26, 2010

New York Giants legend Lawrence Taylor was interviewed by Sports Illustrated about his draft day experience.  Taylor claims he doesn’t remember anything about being drafted other than “I drank 41 Coors Lights.”

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JIMMY HOFFA COMEBACK?

April 2, 2010

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JIMMY HOFFA

Is disappeared union boss Jimmy Hoffa about to be dug up this summer?

For years, there have been rumors that Hoffa was buried in the west end zone of Giants Stadium in East Rutheford, New Jersey. Unlike most urban legends, we know the EXACT genesis of those rumors. In a 1989 interview with Playboy magazine, mobster “Tony the Greek” Frankos stated categorically that Hoffa was knocked off by a mafia hitman and buried in the concrete at Giants Stadium.

Authorities have always been skeptical of Frankos’ story. Now, we may find out. The Giants are moving to a new stadium. The old stadium is being turned into a parking lot. The demolition of Giants Stadium may at last uncover Hoffa’s body (or bury it further under 13 feet of asphalt and concrete.)

The Hoffa myth is so pervasive that the FBI made an official statement yesterday saying Hoffa’s body is NOT located under section 107 of Giants Stadium.

Jimmy Hoffa is rumored to be buried under the west end of Giants Stadium