Posts Tagged ‘no-hit pinata’

Dumbest invention of the 21st century

April 24, 2011

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Here’s the latest and most insidious invention designed to turn your child into a bubblewrapped, non-coping social invalid and eventual serial killer. Welcome the “no-hit pinata.”

The no-hit pinata was designed specifically to make the world a “less violent” place. God knows you wouldn’t want your precious little snowflake ruined by hitting an inanimate object with a stick and ruining their psyche. Instead of bashing open a paper mache animal with a stck while blindfolded,the no-hit pinata has the chidren each grap a string and pull out one piece of candy etc. that is attached. Boring!

Besides, without hitting pinatas with a stick, the video at the top of this post could have never been made.

GUARANTEED TO RUIN YOUR CHILD: THE HELLO KITTY PULL STING PINATA