Posts Tagged ‘Oklahoma’

OKLAHOMA WOMAN KILLS PUPPY, SKINS IT FOR BELT

June 19, 2009

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KRYSTAL LYNN LEWIS

An 23-year-old Oklahoma woman has been arrested after getting a friend to kill her Jack Russell terrier puppy then skinning it to make a belt.

The dead dog was actually skinned and drying in her apartment. Krystal Lynn Lewis is being held on $25,000 bail on animal cruelty charges. She has also been ordered to undergo a “mental evaluation.”

 

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FLAMING LIPS SONG NAMED “OFFICIAL ROCK SONG OF OKLAHOMA” DESPITE ROCK STAR’S COMMIE SHIRT

April 27, 2009

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THE FLAMING LIPS MEET THE OKLAHOMA LEGISLATURE (WITH COMMIE SHIRT)

First the Oklahoma legislature made a controversy out of evolution, now the big topic of debate  in the Sooner state is rock and roll. Specifically, is the new “official” state rock song too communist. Seriously.

The latest Oklahoma political controversy started after the song “Do You Realize??” was named the Official Rock Song of Oklahoma in an online vote by state residents. The Oklahoma Senate passed a unanimous resolution honoring the band. Then, last week, one member of the Oklahoma House of Representatives objected to honoring the band because bassist Michael Ivins had worn a red t-shirt with a yellow hammer-and-sickle on it on the steps of the Oklahoma capitol.

Not only was the band full of obvious communists, but state Rep. Corey Holland pointed out that some lyrics of the Flaming Lips rock songs shockingly had obscene words in them. Also, band members had sworn in public once when Oklahoma City had named an alley after the band. The controversy was enough for the Oklahoma House to NOT pass a resolution honoring the band.

Fortunately, Oklahoma governor Brad Henry signed a resolution approving “Do You Realize??” as the official State Rock Song of Oklahoma anyway. The band’s lead singer, Wayne Coyne, called the governor “very cool.” He also pointed out that Ivins’ offensive shirt was a just a Christmas gift and had no real political significance and that he himself was offended that the band was called un-American.

 

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THE GOVERNOR OF OKLAHOMA GAVE THE FLAMING LIPS A HAND

BLAKE GRIFFIN IS WRONG: OKLAHOMA IS NOT NUMBER ONE

March 30, 2009

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HEAD AND SHOULDERS ABOVE THE REST: OKLAHOMA’S BLAKE GRIFFIN HITS HIS HEAD ON THE BACKBOARD DURING NCAA TOURNAMENT DUNK

March 28, 2009

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OKLAHOMA’S BLAKE GRIFFIN GETS SLAMMED TO THE GROUND AGAINST MORGAN STATE ON DAY ONE OF NCAA TOURNAMENT

March 20, 2009

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FAMED CROSSDRESSER GOES OFF

February 14, 2009

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BLAKE GRIFFIN

Oklahoma forward Blake Griffin had a monster game Saturday with 40 points and 23 rebounds to lead the number two ranked Sooners to a 95-74 victory over Texas Tech. It was a record-setting performance for Griffin who had his 22nd double-double of the season. That breaks a school record and helped lead Oklahoma to their 13th straight victory.

On the court Blake Griffin is a MAN, despite the fact that earlier this year pictures of him dressed in women’s clothing appeared on the internet.

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NFL PLAYER SHOT

September 2, 2008

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There have been a pair of incredibly violent incidents involving football players-one in college and one in the NFL.

Jacksonville Jaguars offensive tackle Richard Collier is reportedly in critical condition and suffered life threatening injuries after being shot multiple times outside a Florida apartment building.

The shooting occured early Tuesday morning. Collier and a friend were reportedly waiting for a pair of women they had met while out clubbing that night.

The website Profootballtalk.com maintains the Jaguars need to “clean things up” pointing out that no less than 10 members of the team have been arrested recently. Just this weekend Jacksonville running back Fred Taylor was involved in an incident where police pulled a gun on him.

Meanwhile, in a shocking incident in Norman, Oklahoma, Sooners defensive end Frank Alexander was briefly hospitalized after a brawl following his team’s 57-2 victory over Chattanooga. Reports are that a fight between Oklahoma athletes and patrons at a local nightclub involved GUNS, KNIVES AND TIRE IRONS.

Alexander was treated and released at Norman Regional Hospital following the incident. Several people were reportedly stabbed in the melee.

 

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