Posts Tagged ‘Paris Hilton’

Talentless whore Paris Hilton denies she’s a “slut,” caught lying on tape

June 3, 2011

HERPES INFESTED MEGASLUT PARIS HILTON

Holy Mother of God!

In one of the most imbecilic interviews in the history of the english language, with a fawning Piers Morgan of CNN, heiress Paris Hilton claims the release of her infamous sex tape stopped her from being the next Princess Diana. I think I’m going to throw up.

Hilton also denied to Morgan that she’s a “slut” and claimed sex tape partner Rick Solomon”betrayed”her by releasing the tape. This despite the fact that Hilton herself reportedly made a million dollars off the tape and it was released just in time to promote the debut of her first reality television show. Honestly, who are you going to believe? Paris Hilton or Page Six of the New York Post?

The shameless Hilton then throws her own crying mother under the bus on live television by talking about her sex tape. What else would you expect from a woman one celebrity website called a “lying wore” and a “skankwad.” Hilton once lied to Larry King, Morgan’s predecessor at CNN, by telling him she NEVER did drugs in her life. Hilton has been photograped and videotaped smoking weed and also smuggled drugs onto flights to Las Vegas by sticking contraband up her vagina. Of course, she was also busted with coke in Vegas.

Hilton also once lied to a judge to get out of jail. She promised to do charity work in Rwanda. Instead, she performed her “community service” by autographing bikini photos for orphans in South Africa while her boyfriend was on tour there.

Though she continuously claims to be a “businesswoman,” Paris Hilton’s only real financial talent was outliving her alcoholic great-grandfather. Not that tough since he was born in 1887.

HERE’S PARIS HILTON “NEVER” DOING DRUGS

HERPES-RIDDEN PARIS HILTON TURNS 30

February 20, 2011

PARIS HILTON SPORTING HER HERPES SORE

Talentless whore Paris Hilton turned 30 years old Thursday. Hilton went on Letterman and talked about getting married and having a family. She then had her $3,200 absinthe-spiked birthday cake stolen at a Hollywood party.

A DIFFERENT TYPE OF STORY ABOUT WHAT’S BEEN IN PARIS HILTON’S VAGINA

September 6, 2010

Here’s a great piece of celebrity gossip. According to one of Paris Hilton’s “friends” the celebrity socialite often hides drugs in her vagina when she goes out partying.

Writer and Hollywood reporter Ian Halperin of Iamundercover.com confirmed the story. He quotes a source who says Hilton is “clever” and “manipulative.” Halperin says Hilton’s is used to “using her vagina as a hiding place for her stash.” Hilton’s preferred technique is reportedly using a lubricated condom filled with drugs and inserting it into her vagina. According to Halperin, drug-filled condom trick is:

* why Hilton insisted on going to the bathroom in Las Vegas immediately after being pulled over by police

* and how she regularly travels on airplanes without her drugs being detected

PARIS HILTON TO BE FIRST PERSON IN HISTORY TO BE SENT TO JAIL BECAUSE OF HER TWITTER ADDICTION

September 3, 2010

 

Busted!

Socialite/celebutard Paris Hilton has loudly proclaimed her innocence on felony cocaine charges by claiming the purse the drugs fell out of when she was arrested by Las Vegas police didn’t belong to her.

Now, Radaronline.com has come up with some of Hilton’s Twitter posts that talk about her “loving” her new Chanelpurse. The site even came upwith photos of the purse.

SKANK ALERT! PARIS HILTON BUSTED WITH DRUGS

August 29, 2010

 

TALENTLESS WHORE PARIS HILTON AND HER HERPES SORE

Celebutard Paris Hilton was arrested in Las Vegas Friday and charged with possession of cocaine. Police say they pulled the SUV Hilton was riding in over after detecting a “cloud of marijuana smoke” wafting from the vehicle. Metro says they then searched the car and found the cocaine on Hilton.

Even MTV openly mocked the moron heiress following her arrest.

GEEZE, HARD TO BELIEVE THERE WAS MARIJUANA SMOKE COMING FROM PARIS HILTON’S CAR

SHOCKER: PARIS HILTON IS STUPID

December 24, 2009

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In a recent interview, talentless whore/socialite Paris Hilton admits she believed in Santa Claus until she was 16-years-old.

DRUNKEN PARIS HILTON AND TWITTER MAY GET VEGAS CLUB SHUT DOWN

September 2, 2009

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PARIS HILTON: DRUNK AGAIN

Talentless whore Paris Hilton may have single-handedly gotten Prive nightclub in Las Vegas shut down again with her drunken antics.

Norm!, writing in today’s Las Vegas Review-Journal, says Hilton was visibly “wasted” at Prive (a nightclub located in the Planet Hollywood casino.)

Obviously, Paris Hilton being wasted in public is not exactly news:

 

 

A DRUNK PARIS HILTON LOCKS HERSELF OUT

Unfortunately for Prive, they just had their liquor license pulled in July for “drug use, nudity, and serving minors.” The club was also accused of encouraging drug use and prostitution. I know. Shocking behavior in Las Vegas. But the Gaming Board takes this very seriously. They fined Planet Hollywood $500,000 and they don’t even OWN Prive. More importantly, they pulled Prive’s liquor license. The club immediately shut down. Prive had just reopened under a temporary liquor license before the Hilton fiasco.

One of the more hilarious aspects of this story is Prive was apparently busted because of Twitter. Washed up actress Shoshana Bean posted a Tweet describing a drunken Hilton in the womens bathroom at Prive. That led to the Paris-Hilton-is-drunk-at-Prive story being picked up by the top two blogs in Vegas. Both Robin Leach and The Movable Buffet featured stories on Bean’s Tweet. That’s important because one of the specific technicalities that Prive was fined over was serving “visibly intoxicated” patrons. Like Paris Hilton.

Bean is a former Broadway actress now reduced to co-starring in “Peepshow” in Vegas.

 

SHOSHANA BEAN: IS 32 BUT LOOKS 50

 

Fox 5 is reporting that there will be no new liquor license re-issued to Prive until they personally meet with Clark County Commissioners. Even then, the club could be denied. That, says one expert, would be a “death sentence” for the club. Without a liquor license, Prive may never reopen.

Think it can’t happen? One Las Vegas club, located in a major casino on The Strip, was shut down a couple of years ago after ONE girl overdosed on ecstacy.

Meanwhile, Hilton, who has taken more drugs and had more sex with guys who are now dead than most 28-year-olds, is blissfully going on with her worthless life.

 

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BARRY ZITO RISKS HERPES

January 14, 2009

Barry Zito playing Electric Guitar by onebison.

BARRY ZITO: ONE NIGHT IN PARIS

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PERFECT MATCH: BARRY ZITO PLAYS THE GUITAR, PARIS HILTON SMOKES WEED

For a guy with a $126 million contract, San Francisco Giants pitcher Barry Zito is sure slumming. According to People magazine, Zito was recently spotted on a date with airheaded socialite Paris Hilton. The pair were attending the opening of a new club in Los Angeles.

For a guy who prides himself as an intellectual, Zito risks damaging his reputation by dating a racist with an i.q. of 65. Then again,with an ERA of  5.15, what reputation?

Unfortunately, since it’s probably a %100 certainty that Hilton let Zito have sex on the first date, there’s always the risk of disease. Maybe now Zito can get an endorsement deal from a cold sore remedy. Or Valtrex.

People and other websites had all the nauseating details of the celebrity coupling, including this gem:

 

 

“Hilton was also dancing on everything-the couches, the tables and her man…”

PARIS HILTON HERPES SORE OF THE DAY

December 31, 2008

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PARIS HILTON

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PARIS HILTON: DOG KILLER

September 19, 2008

PARIS HILTON (SHOWN HERE FEEDING THE NEIGHBORHOOD COYOTES)

Talentless whore Paris Hilton is reportedly mourning the loss of two of her puppies.

The dogs were apparently killed and eaten by coyotes at her Southern California home. They were left outside all night by the PETA member/celebutard.