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WORST…MISTRESS…EVAH!

August 25, 2010

RACHEL UCHITEL

With his divorce now final and his ex-wife running to People magazine, golfer Tiger Woods is officially a free agent again. There’s lots of speculation about what that means but here’s an idea: DON’T go within 1,000 miles of your gold digging former mistress Rachel Uchitel.

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Uchitel recently gave an interview where she said she wanted to “rekindle” her relationship with Woods. No Way! Tiger would be smarter to light HIMSELF on fire. More than anyone, Uchitel is responsible for ruining Woods’ life.

Uchitel has apparently had three ways of making money over the past couple of years:

* nightclub VIP hostess

* purveyor of prostitutes and drugs for rich guys

* banging celebrities

Unfortunately, Uchitel sucked at all three jobs and for the same reason-SHE COULDN’T KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT.

Here’s the photo the attorney for actor David Boreanaz’s wife got to take into divorce court. While she was seven months pregnant. It’s a picture Uchitel posed for:

ACTOR DAVID BOREANAZ ALSO HAD HIS LIFE RUINED BY RACHEL UCHITEL

If you want to keep score of how bad a mistress Uchitel is you can add the millions she cost Boreanaz to the HUNDREDS of millions she cost Tiger Woods. Now, THAT’S a bad mistresss!

ALL of Woods’ mistresses (and there were probably 40 of them) managed to keep their mouths shut while he was cheating on Elin Nordegren. Even the ones missing teeth.

JAIMEE GRUBBS

Plus, at least Jaimee Grubbs had enough sense to DENY! DENY! DENY! when confronted by Woods’ angry wife on a cell phone call.

All of Woods’ philandering became public knowledge because the National Enquirer broke the story of the golfer’s infidelities. Their source was a drug-addled party girl named Ashley Samson that Uchitel shot her mouth off to. Uchitel told Samson all about her affair with Woods who then told the National Enquirer (for money.)

UCHITEL AND FELLOW SLUT ASHLEY SAMSON

Uchitel then not only lied about the affair with Woods to the media but lied about the National Enquire as well. Bad move. The tabloid proceeded to CRUCIFY her. In what could probably be a textbook case in future college classes of Yellow Journalism 101, the Enquirer came out with a scathing story accusing Uchitel of being a liar and a homewrecker “who has a reputation for dating married celebrities.”

The Enquirer also portrayed Uchitel as a sexting and drug addict while calling her a “liar” in print. Finally, the tabloid not only flat out says that Uchitel uses drugs but runs a quote from her telling a friend that she LOVES drugs,

“because you have crazier sex.”

TIGER WOODS MISTRESS #2 AND HER MISSING TOOTH

February 19, 2010

JAIMEE GRUBBS

With a Friday Tiger Woods statement on his adultery forthcoming, the golfer’s mistresses continue to make news. TMZ ran a picture of Jaimee Grubbs showing she is actually missing a tooth.

Additionally, The National Enquirer ran a story Thursday in which they claim that Woods’ wife had a phone conversation with Rachel Uchitel. Elin Woods reportedly called Tiger’s primary mistress a “home-wrecking whore.”

RACHEL UCHITEL: HOME-WRECKING WHORE?

NATIONAL ENQUIRER CALLS TIGER WOODS’ MISTRESS A LYING, DRUG-USING, HO

December 2, 2009

 

RACHEL UCHITEL: FROM BEHIND THE ROPES TO ON THE ROPES

Yesterday, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress, gave a lengthy interview to the New York Post where she categorically denied EVER having had sex with the golfing great. Yeah, about that…

Today the National Enquirer came after Uchitel with guns blazing. First, the tabloid flat out calls Uchitel a liar. They say that not only can they PROVE that Uchitel had sex with Tiger Woods, but that the affair lasted more than six months. The Enquirer then goes through a laundry list of bullet points detailing why Uchitel is a liar. It’s probably the most thorough hatchet job in the history of celebrity mistresses.

The National Enquirer goes through excruciating detail to show how Uchitel lied on several occassions. For instance, the Enquirer says that when Uchitel told the Post that she “offered to take a lie detector test,” she was lying. The tabloid claims that in reality all of THEIR sources passed such tests whereas Uchitel refused to take a polygraph when they went to get her side of the story. Uchitel also initially denied even knowing Ashley Samson, the Enquirer’s source for their story over her affair with Woods. Then the Enquirer ran theses pictures of Uchitel and Samson partying together:

Uchitel then tried to claim that she had met Samson only twice. The Enquirer subsequently produced an airline ticket to Spain that Uchitel had bought for Samson.

However, the most degrading part of the National Enquirer piece is their referencing of Uchitel’s drug use. In Tuesday’s Post interview, Uchitel describes Samson as a quasi-hooker who was wiped out on quaaludes. Check out how the Enquirer responds to that:

“We find it ironic that Rachel raises drug use. What she doesn’t bring up is her own appetite for using prescription pills to enhance her sex life.”

The Enquirer then pulls out a quote from one of Uchitel’s “friends” who says the brunette beauty told her she loves drugs,

“because you have crazier sex.”

Zing!!!

Today’s National Enquirer piece does such a complete job of eviscerating Uchitel and painting her out to be such an immoral, lying slut that it should be preserved for future generations as literally a textbook case. They could teach it in “Yellow Journalism 101.”

What are Uchitel’s motives for lying? Basically, if it comes out that she had sex with Woods, Uchitel’s career as a “VIP club hostess” is finished. That will make TWO high profile celebrities who had their careers, marriages and lives ruined because Rachel Uchitel couldn’t stop herself from screwing her clients. That would make her radioactive in the high end VIP service industry. She will literally never work again as a hostess whose job it is to cater to the needs of celebrity clients. First, actor David Boreanaz of the tv show “Bones” is about to get CRUSHED in divorce court because Uchitel is not only a slut, but so stupid that she posed for this picture while his wife was seven months pregnant:

According to Star magazine, Uchitel was on the phone with Boreanaz while he was in the delivery room with his wife who was giving birth to the couple’s third child. Uchitel also made hundreds of calls and thousands of texts to Boreanaz’s personal cell phone. If the Star allegations are true, just like Woods, Uchitel had sex with Boreanaz the first night she met him. Also, like Woods, she initiated the contact with Boreanaz.

Just like the National Enquirer, Star magazine also refers  to Uchitel’s drug use. That’s not going to make Uchitel’s current employer very happy. Uchitel was the former VIP Hostess at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas before the company moved her to one of their New York clubs. Believe it or not, Nevada Gaming authorities take the issue of drug use incredibly seriously. One of Tao’s main Las Vegas competitors was shut down, had their liquor license pulled and eventually went out of business because of allegations of drug use.

So, Uchitel’s affair with Tiger puts her company at risk for tens of millions of dollars in addition to the half a billion dollars she could cost Woods if Elin Nordegren decides to eventually file for divorce. All because Rachel Uchitel couldn’t keep her legs or her mouth closed.

Nice job, party girl! Good luck finding a job with that resume.

TIGER WOODS’ MISTRESS LAWYERS UP

November 30, 2009

RACHEL UCHITEL WITH FAMED HARPY LAWYER GLORIA ALLRED

Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress arrived at LAX today where she met with famed feminist lawyer Gloria Allred. Rachel Uchitel has already had a list of all the guys she slept with printed online-including baseball players Derek Jeter and A-Rod. She is the former VIP hostess at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas.

Meanwile, Woods and his his wife dodged police attempts to interview them over the golfer’s car accident for a third time.

Rachel Uchitel, the woman believed to be the mistress of golf great Tiger Woods, walks her dogs before catching a cab to the airport.

PAPARAZZI STALKED UCHITEL FROM THE TIME SHE WALKED HER DOG SUNDAY MORNING IN NEW YORK CITY TIL SHE LANDED IN LOS ANGELES

 

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IRONY: RACHEL UCHITEL LIVES IN THE SAME NEW YORK BUILDING AS GLENN CLOSE’S MISTRESS, BUNNY-BOILING CHARACTER IN “FATAL ATTRACTION”

THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER HAMMERS TIGER WOODS’ MISTRESS

November 29, 2009

SEXTING HOMEWRECKER RACHEL UCHITEL

Earlier this week, the National Enquirer was the first media outlet to report an affair between golfer Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel. Since Woods’ mistress-induced car crash Friday, the tabloid had been strangely silent. Now, the Enquirer has come out with a scathing story accusing Uchitel of being a liar and a homewrecker “who has a reputation for dating married celebrities.”

The Enquirer details how Uchitel was constantly sexting Woods. The Enquirer also reports on how Uchitel lied to them several times. Despite the fact that she whined in a recent interview about her reputation being damaged, the tabloid says Uchitel was sleeping with actor David Boreanaz while his wife was seven months pregnant. Star magazine recently ran a story about the Boreanaz/Uchitel affair.

The Enquirer also implies that Uchitel was the worst kind of mistress-the kind that wouldn’t keep her MOUTH SHUT. The magazine says Uchitel told several friends and aquaintances about her affair with Woods. even claiming the golfer was “in love” with her.

RACHEL UCHITEL WITH DAVID BOREANAZ, ANOTHER MARRIED CELEBRITY SHE WAS SCREWING

TMZ REPORTING THAT TIGER WOODS “CAR CRASH” WAS CAUSED BY HIS WIFE TAKING A GOLF CLUB TO HIS CHEATING ASS

November 28, 2009

PHOTO OF POLICE BARRICADE PUT UP OVER FIRE HYDRANT THAT TIGER WOODS RAN OVER IN FRONT OF HIS HOUSE

TMZ.com is reporting that Tiger Woods crashed his SUV Friday morning after his golf club-wielding wife scratched his face and attacked him. Elin Woods reportedly found out about Internet rumors and a National Enquirer story that Tiger was having an affair. TMZ says Woods fled his Orlando mansion after a screaming Elin Woods scratched his face and attacked him.

TMZ is also reporting that Woods crashed his black SUV after being “distracted” by his wife chasing after him and striking his vehicle with a golf club. The celebrity site says Woods appeared “out of it” because he had recently taken prescription pain pills just prior to the incident. Elin Woods broke the rear window out of the Cadillac Escalade and pulled her semi-conscious, incoherent husband out of the vehicle following the crash.

Numerous reports say Woods’ alledged affair occurred with Rachel Uchitel.

Tiger Woods (shown in file photo with wife Elin Nordegren) was injured early Friday morning outside his Florida home when his car struck a fire hydrant, then crashed into a tree.

ELIN AND TIGER WOODS IN THEIR NOW INFAMOUS BLACK SUV

 

RACHEL UCHITEL