Posts Tagged ‘Rick Perry’

Photographic proof that Rick Perry is doomed

September 28, 2011

Austin paper runs “Have you ever had sex with Rick Perry?” ad

August 19, 2011

Why politicians should never eat corndogs

August 18, 2011

YOUR TAX DOLLARS HARD AT WORK: $11 MILLION FOR A FLAMING BAG OF DOG FECES

May 23, 2009

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Damn liberals, anyway!

Sure, Texas governor Rick Perry is a bit of a hypocrite. First, he threatens secession over President Obama’s stimulus package. Then, not only does he take the entire $700 million, but Perry uses $11 million dollars of the money to remodel the house he’s living in. Maybe that’s why Perry recently received his own entry on the website Dickipedia.

But, you know who’s worse than Perry? The anarchist libtard who literally burned the governor’s mansion down in the first place. Somebody actually snuck onto the property at night and threw a flaming bag of dog crap onto the porch as a form of “protest.” The fiery feces apparently lit the mansion’s wooden porch and the entire structure caught on fire.

When the Texas Governor’s Mansion burned down last year the announced cause was arson. It wasn’t just the crazy bloggers who came up with the flaming-dog-crap story. Check out the Fox News version, after they talked to the fire marshall.