Posts Tagged ‘Stephon Marbury’

MARBURY AN ALL STAR-IN CHINA

March 22, 2010

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Former NBA player Stephon Marbury scored 30 points Sunday leading the North over the South 133-121 in the Chinese Basketball Association All-Star game.

Marbury currently plays for Shanxi in the CBA.

STEPHON MARBURY IS CHINA BOUND

January 18, 2010

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Wacky former NBA All Star Stephon Marbury is taking his vaseline-eating, dope-smoking skills overseas to play basketball in China. Marbury has signed with the same Chinese ballclub that inked former NBA player Bonzie Wells last year.

Marbury reportedly hopes playing in China will help him sell more of his shoe line in China.

UNEMPLOYED MARBURY “TOO SCARED” TO ENTER HAUNTED HOUSE EXHIBIT

November 3, 2009

The New York Post had an item yesterday about unemployed NBA player Stephon Marbury. The former All-Star recently parked his SUV outside a famous New York “haunted house”display and signed autographs.

Marbury said he would not enter the house because he was “too scared.”

MARBURY CLAIMS EATING VASELINE IS A “BLACK HERITAGE THING”

October 16, 2009

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Crazed former NBA player Stephon Marbury believes he’s being blackballed by the NBA. In an interview with the New York Post, Marbury implies the 24-hour live streaming broadcast he made this offseason cost him his career. Or, at least this upcoming season. Marbury says he will take this season off to “work on his businesses.”

Marbury specifically mentions that the “NBA establishment” was “rattled” by his eating vaseline on camera. Marbury says that was no stunt. He maintains that eating vaseline is a time-honored tradition in the African-American community as a way of curing his lost voice and part of “black heritage.”

Of course, Marbury doesn’t mention that he was also shown behaving insanely and doing drugs on that same webcast.

NBA’S BIGGEST WUSS ACCUSES STEPHON MARBURY OF BEING GAY

August 18, 2009

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PLAYER SAYS DOPE-SMOKING STEPHON MARBURY’S VIDEO IS “LIKE GAY PORN”

In an interview with Hardcore Sports Radio, Washington Wizards center Brendan Haywood says, “No athlete would want to get dressed around” Stephon Marbury following the bizarre guard’s latest on-camera antics.

Ouch! Having his manhood questioned by Brendan Haywood is another offseason slap for Marbury. Not only is Haywood one of the softest players in the league, but he was once in a hair-pulling epic slapfight with fellow Wizards center Etan Thomas. Haywood famously pulled out two of Thomas’ dreadlocks in the altercation.

The reasons why Haywood questioned Marbury’s sexuality were abundant if you’ve seen Starbury’s streaming video. First, Marbury had his shirtless shoulder rubbed by a male friend as he sobbed nonstop for five minutes for no apparent reason. Haywood describes the incident as “like gay porn.”

Marbury also gyrates on-camera to the song “Barbie Doll” at one point. Haywood sums up Marbury’s behavior by saying, “You gotta think…he’s swinging from both sides of the fence.”

 

LUNATIC MARBURY SMOKES WEED ON HIS LIVE WEBCAM

August 15, 2009

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Yup, you saw that correctly. That really is crazed NBA basketball player Stephon Marbury smoking a joint. Make that EX-player. Marbury is a free agent who was rumored to be re-signing with the Boston Celtics. Then Starbury got the bright idea to broadcast his life 24 hours a day via a live streaming camera on justin.tv. That allowed NBA teams to see how mentally unbalanced Marbury really is. Since then, every offer to pay the former All-Star to play basketball has dried up. Even the ones in Europe.

The latest example of Marbury’s lunacy happened yesterday. The celebrity website TMZ.com posted video from Marbury’s webcast apparently showing him smoking marijuana. Rather than deny it, Marbury went on-camera today and confirmed he smokes weed saying,

 

“The cat is out of the bag, I smoke marijuana…”

 

When asked by a man sitting next to him on the webcast how he can be a professional ballplayer and smoke Marbury responds,

 

“I’m not on a team, I’m not under contract. I can do whatever I want to do, I’m a grown man…”

 

 

The vaseline-eating Starbury’s admission was then picked up by the mainstream media. His latest fiasco makes it highly unlikely that the former All-Star will ever play in the NBA again.

 

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CONCLUSION AFTER 24 STRAIGHT HOURS OF STEPHON MARBURY ON LIVESTREAM VIDEO: “HE IS EITHER CERTIFIABLY INSANE, HIGH ON DRUGS, OR BOTH”

July 29, 2009

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STEPHON MARBURY: CERTIFIABLE?

Many bloggers have posted about the 24-hour livestream webcast of NBA player Stephon Marbury on JustinTV. It is definitely “Must See TV.” Unfortunately, people aren’t laughing WITH Marbury and his web antics. They are laughing at him.

The celebrity website TMZ speculated about Marbury’s sanity and posted video of him eating vaseline straight out of a jar. Another site showed Marbuy standing in front of the web camera sobbing for no reason. The site said Marbury was “either certifiably insane, high on drugs, or both.”

It wasn’t just the blogosphere that reacted negatively to Marbury’s weirdness. An Orlando Sentinel columnist appeared horrified after she watched the webcast.

 

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SOME THINGS JUST DON’T LOOK RIGHT

February 28, 2009

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STEPHON MARBURY IN HIS NEW BOSTON CELTICS JERSEY

Q SAYS WHAT WE’VE ALL BEEN THINKING: STEPHON MARBURY IS A LOSER

November 28, 2008

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QUENTIN RICHARDSON NEXT TO STEPHON MARBURY (IN STREET CLOTHES AS USUAL)) ON KNICKS SIDELINE

Readers of the New York Daily News opened up their paper on Thanksgiving to find local son Stephon Marbury being TRASHED by one of his New York Knicks teammates.

In fact, Quentin Richardson is questioning whether Marbury is even a “teammate” at all. Richardson is furious that Marbury has refused to enter games recently for the Knicks. Following a series of injuries and trades, the Knicks have been caught shorthanded in recent games. Despite this fact, Marbury has REFUSED to take the court.

We wrote last week about what a loser Marbury is. Now, Richardson confirms it. According to Richardson,

“”I don’t look at him as a teammate.”

Last Friday against Milawaukee the Knicks, who under coach Mike D’Antoni have kept their pouty cancer/point guard on the bench all season, were forced to dress Marbury just to suit up eight players and avoid a forfeit.  Even then, Marbury refused to enter the game as a substitute.

Richardson (and other Knicks) feel like Marbury has abandoned them and let his New York teammates down. Richardson also said he felt it was Marbury’s duty to come to the aid of his fellow players whatever he has “going on” with the Knicks organization.

There are rumors flying that the Knicks will either suspend or release Marbury this weekend. It’s about time. But, why cut Marbury and give him a chance to hook on with another team. That’s only rewarding abhorrent behavior. The Knicks need to suspend Marbury without pay immediately. Suspend him for the rest of the season or until the union has a fit. Then buy him out and good riddance.

The guy is the biggest loser in NBA history.

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WEBSITE COMES OUT WITH A WAY TO STICK IT TO DAVID STERN: VOTE STEPHON MARBURY INTO ALL-STAR GAME

November 16, 2008

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STEPHON MARBURY: DESTROYER OF NBA FRANCHISES AND SHOE COMPANIES

website has come up with “Mission All-Starbury.” They want chaos and are urging fans to elect New York Knicks guard Stephon Marbury as a starter in this year’s NBA All-Star game. This despite the fact that Marbury hasb’t played one second for New York this year and likely never will again.

One question: How in the hell is Stephon Marbury on this year’s official NBA All-Star ballot?

Stephon Marbury is a disgrace. Marbury is such a loser that the Knicks are apparently willing to pay him $22 million this season NOT to play basketball for them.

Despite being a two-time NBA All-Star, it can be argued that the exiled Knicks guard is the biggest loser in NBA history. If you think that’s hyperbole look at the record. The Minnesota Timberwolves picked Marbury with the fourth pick in the 1996 NBA draft out of Georgia Tech. Despite being teamed with future Hall-of-Famer and eventual NBA champion Kevin Garnett, the T-Wolves never won a playoff game.

Despite Minnesota paying him the maximum amount allowed under the CBA, Marbury whined about his contract and eventually got traded to the New Nersey Nets. While Minnesota eventually won a division title and their first playoff series in franchise history after his departure, the Nets under Marbury were terrible. In his two full seasons in New Jersey the Nets went 31-51 and 26-56. Amazingly, just by trading Marbury, the Nets instantly improved 26 games in the standings and twice made it to the NBA Finals.

Marbury’s next stop was Phoenix. With Marbury starting the year as the Suns point guard, the team went 29-53. He was replaced by Steve Nash. The NEXT YEAR Phoenix went 62-20 and made it to the Western Conference Finals. Nash won two MVP awards as Marbury’s replacement.

Meanwhile Marbury went to his hometown Knicks with much fanfare. There he turned Isiah Thomas from one of the hottest young NBA executives who was on the cover of Forbes magazine into a pathetic, unemployable joke who will never work again and wanted to kill himself.

The Knicks coach this season is Mike D’Antoni. He was able to witness Marbury’s cancerous effect on a team firsthand while he was in Phoenix. One of D’Antoni’s first decisions as Knicks coach was to bench Marbury. Forever. The effects have been amazing. Just by NOT PLAYING MARBURY the Knicks have improved considerably. Last year with Marbury the Knicks were 29-53. This season New York is playing .667 ball and are on pace to win 54 games. That may not last, but think about this: the three teams that have traded Stephon Marbury have improved an average of 28 wins per season AFTER trading Stephon Marbury.

That means the single best thing you can do to improve your franchise in NBA history is to get rid of Stephon Marbury. That makes him the biggest loser in NBA history.