Posts Tagged ‘The Global Party’

IN AN EFFORT TO BE STONED TO DEATH BY ANGRY MOBS HEDGE FUND MANAGERS THROW LARGEST PARTY IN WORLD HISTORY

October 29, 2010

 

RICH DOUCHES ATTEMPT TO THROW LARGEST PARTY EVER (ACTUAL PHOTOS FROM WEBSITE)

Where are the angry mobs when you really need them? In an apparent effort to be stoned to death, a group of hedge fund managers is attempting to throw the biggest, richest party in the history of the world.

Although they claim it’s for charity, the London-based group is charging 80,000 people $159,000 apiece to get into their party at 80 different sites around the world. They are even submitting a Guinness Book claim saying this is the largest party ever. Simon Cowell, Elizabeth Hurley and Uma Thurman are already confirmed as celebrities attending The Global Party.

The party was started by a rich guy named “Fink” as well as a Pakistani prince. Stanley Fink says the party is based on the one thrown by the Phileas Fogg character in the Jules Verne book “Around the World in 80 Days.”

As the Wall Street Journal points out, “If you have to ask, you’re not invited.”

PLATINUM KEY THAT GETS YOU INTO PARTY FOR $159,000

VENUE AND INVITATIONS FOR “RICHEST PARTY EVER”