Posts Tagged ‘War Machine’

WAR MACHINE ABOUT TO BECOME PRISON SEX MACHINE

August 15, 2010

THE JUDGE APPARENTLY DIDN’T LIKE WAR MACHINE’S TWEETS-OR THE GRENADE TATTOOED ON HIS NECK

Failed mixed martial arts fighter and porn star War Machine may be going to jail after all. Despite a previous plea deal, a San Diego judge is ready to throw the book at the formerly named Jon Koppenhaver.

War Machine was arrested following a melee in a Pacific Beach bar this past March. He allegedly assaulted a bouncer and a female bartender. The fighter was so unruly police had to use a spit shield on him.

War Machine and his lawyers thought they had a deal worked out with prosecutors. However, the judge in the case was apparently offended by a couple of posts War Machine made on his Twitter account. Among the Tweets was the one where he said, “F— the police! F—the DA!!!!! F— America!”

and another where he called the District Attorney a “scumbag.”

War Machine was most remembered for his run on Season Six of the UFC reality tv show “The Ultimate Fighter.” After getting kicked out of UFC, War Machine actually got paid to do a couple XXX movies. He seemed to be a “promising newcomer” on the porn movie scene. Then he went to a party and beat up practically every producer in the industry, leaving a bloody trail of broken bodies in his wake.

That incident effectively ended War Machine’s budding porn career. He was already on probation for that fiasco at the time of the bar incident. The fighter now faces five years of hard time in California state prison.

CENSORED PROMO FROM PREVIOUS XXX WAR MACHINE MOVIE

WAR MACHINE ARRESTED AGAIN

April 1, 2010

MMA's War Machine Busts Up Bar, Spits On Cops

MMA FIGHTER “WAR MACHINE” LED OFF IN A SPIT HOOD BY SAN DIEGO POLICE

Now you know why they invented a TMZ sports website. This isn’t exactly going to come as a surprise to anyone who follows Mixed Martial Arts, but War Machine has been arrested again. The fighter was booked on charges of assault with a deadly weapon after punching a bouncer in a San Diego bar then spitting on police officers who were called to the scene. War Machine was fitted with a special spit hood during the arrest.

The incident comes just four months after the formerly named Jon Koppenhaver self immolated his burgeoning career as an upcoming porn star by beating up a room full of adult film industry insiders. Koppenhaver appeared on Season Six of the Spike TV reality show “The Ultimate Fighter” in 2007.

ADD THIS ONE TO THE WAR MACHINE MUG SHOT COLLECTION

JUST MONTHS AGO WAR MACHINE WAS A “PROMISING NEWCOMER” IN THE PORN INDUSTRY

DID MMA FIGHTER WAR MACHINE BEAT UP ALL THE GUESTS AT A PORN STAR’S BIRTHDAY PARTY?

December 1, 2009

THERE’S “CHOKING OUT” AND THEN THERE’S CHOKING OUT: WAR MACHINE HORSES AROUND WITH PORN STAR BROOKE HAVEN AT HER BIRTHDAY PARTY

Everybody already knows that MMA fighter War Machine is a crazy bastard. The former Jon Koppenhaver has been working part time as a porn actor as well as a continuing his Mixed Martial Arts career. Well, it’s all fun and games until you beat the crap out of a roomful of porn stars.

Apparently, War Machine beat up a number of guests at porn star Brooke Haven’s birthday party over the weekend. The website cagepotato.com originally reported how the MMA-star-turned-porn-star “beat the s*** out of half the guest-list” at Haven’s party. Haven ended up apologizing for the “massacre” on her Twitter account.

CENSORED SCENE FROM WAR MACHINE’S PORN DEBUT

The trouble apparently started when War Machine started slapping his girlfriend (another porn star named Alanah Rae) around. When partygoers objected, he beat THEM up. The website terezowens.com claims this basically puts an end to War Machine’s budding porn career.

Terezowens.com also got ahold of photos from the resulting carnage:

FROM MMA STAR TO PORN STAR

October 31, 2009

WARMACHINE

WAR MACHINE

Since appearing on Season Six of the UFC reality tv show “The Ultimate Fighter,” Jon Koppenhaver has certainly had an eventful life. He formally changed his name to War Machine, was arrested for brawling  in a Las Vegas gay club, and got in trouble for posting on MySpace that he hopes President Obama “gets smoked.”

Now, since “all I enjoy doing is eating, sleeping, fighting and f**ing,” the MMA fighter is branching out. According to Steve Cofield of Yahoo! Sports, War Machine is becoming a porn star. The fighter made the announcement on his MySpace page.

Tragically, YouTube has removed the video of War Machine getting his butt waxed for his first porn shoot, but he DID profess his love of women in an April interview with promma.info. In addition to saying his hobby was “terrorizing chicks,” War Machine said:

“Girls are so shallow, and so stupid, and so evil, that just because now that they think you’re important, now they WANT you to terrorize them.”