Archive for the ‘old people’ Category

IF YOU WATCH FOX NEWS IT MEANS ONE THING-YOU’RE OLD

August 11, 2010

FOX WHIPPERSNAPPER BILL O’REILLY

According to the results of a poll published in the Hollywood Reporter, the Fox News Channel has the oldest audience in television. Maybe in tv history.

The age of the average Fox News viewer is 65. That means there are two viewers over 80 on the network for every one under 35. It also means that Fox News (on average) has as many viewers over 100 as under 30.

GROSS! ARTICLE ON SEXTING-IN MONTHLY AARP MAGAZINE

January 30, 2010

older man texting

Too much information.

The current edition of the AARP’s magazine has an article entitled, “C*U*2nite: Sexting not Just for Kids.” It’s all about how “More and more of the 50+ set, both single and married, are using text messaging to spice up their sex lives.”

The article describes a 59-year-old man who was being sent pictures of naked breasts and various other body parts via cell phone text messaging.