Hooker killing spree thwarths Craig James Senate run

Poor Craig James. His transition from imbecilic college football announcer to unemployment is now officially complete.

James yesterday lost his bid to become a U.S. Senator from Texas, finishing in a distant fourth place in the state’s Republican primary. In fact, James managed only 4% of the vote. How did a conservative former star Texas athlete and ESPN “celebrity” get trounced so badly, even if it was only his first election? One analysis points out that James “was an unknown to many and not liked by those who did.”

Why was Craig James hated by so many people? James himself addressed that topic in an interview last month. Any Google search also reveals an amazing number of articles trashing James from one article detailing how he wet the bed into his teens to others detailing his alleged constant adultery. All of this anti-Craig James media is fascinating (seriously, look it up) but none of it is as awesome as the headlines generated by James over one particular urban legend.

That’s right, there’s an urban legend that James killed five hookers when he attended SMU. While at the school, James took so much money from boosters ($30,000 in 1977 dollars) that he killed not just the hookers but SMU’s entire football program. The team received the NCAA Death Penalty.

Too bad ESPN has already stated they will never rehire James who is known as:

a) one the cheatingest amateur athlete in the history of America

b) arguably the worst voter in the history of the college football media poll

and c) now a guy who lost an election based in part on a five-dead-hookers Internet urban legend.

Arianny Celeste finds a way to make herself even hotter

It looks like Arianny Celeste isn’t going to make UFC 146 tonight. Celeste was arrested for domestic violence in Las Vegas Saturday morning. She is still in jail on a $3,000 bond.

Celeste is one of the world’s most beautiful women and a fixture in magazines like Playboy and Maxim.

Bill Clinton poses in Monaco with porn stars

Hustler publishes photoshopped picture of S.E. Cupp performing oral sex

S.E. Cupp is a conservative political pundit and commentator whose work appears in sites as diverse as MSNBC and Glenn Beck’s The Blaze. This month, the porn magazine Hustler went out of their way to slime Cupp by publishing a Photoshopped picture of her performing oral sex. The photo is making the rounds on the Internet and is captioned, “This is what S.E. Cupp looks like with a dick in her mouth.”

Cupp did several interviews yesterday including the Glenn Beck Show. Oddly, Cupp actually commended Hustler for being “honest.” She said other media outlets didn’t openly admit they came after women solely because of their political views. In their pictorial, Hustler admitted they came after Cupp because of her “dumb (conservative) political ideas.”

Even liberal political organizations like Planned Parenthood have come out with official statements condemning Hustler and their publisher Larry Flynt who has a long and storied history of winning court battles allowing them to publish lewd photos and drawings as “satire.”

Chicken De La Mayweather

Following what was arguably the biggest win of his career, boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr. STILL refuses to step into the ring with Manny Pacquiao.  Despite an impressive decision over Miguel Cotto Saturday, told the LA Times a Mayweather/Pacquiao fight “is not going to happen.” Mayweather also added, “I don’t have to fight if I don’t want to.”

Baseball’s Mel Gibson returns to field

The only player in MLB history ever to be charged with a hate crime is back in action for the Detroit Tigers. Outfielder Delmon Young was arrrested April 27th after shoving a homeless man 100 pounds lighter than himself and screaming, “Fucking Jew!” at the man in a “drunken” rampage. Young apparently targeted the homeless man because he was wearing a yarmulke.