Did Robert Flores fall asleep on the air at ESPN?

Best political point ever made by Michele Bachmann

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Minnesota Congresswoman and Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann attacked the “lamestream” media once again on Wednesday. Bachmann complained that the media is constantly comparing her to Sarah Palin because “They want to see two girls come together and have a mud wrestling fight.”

This is also the first Bachmann statement researched by PolitiFact that turned out to be “true.”

Best headline of the year: Brady Bunch mom Florence Henderson admits ex-mayor John Lindsay gave her crabs in one-night-stand

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Ripped straight from the headlines.

MMA trainer amputates toe so that he can get back to working out quicker

There’s tough, then there’s I-got-my-toe-cut off-so-I-wouldn’t-have-to-take-time-off-training tough.

MMA trainer Neil Melanson of the Xtreme Couture gym in Las Vegas recently revealed that a slow-healing broken toe was impeding his training. So he had it CUT OFF.

Said Melanson,  “It’s really not a big deal.It’s just a toe.”

Weiner still an asshole

RUPERT MURDOCH INTERNET PAPER SNAPS FORMER CONGRESSMAN ANTHONY WEINER PICKING UP “CHEAP” FLOWERS FOR THE WIFE ($22.97)

Baseball manager quits over contract dispute

As ESPN.com phrased it, “Washington Nationals manager Jim Riggleman put all his chips on the table and came up empty.” Riggleman abruptly resigned as the Nationals manager Thursday after they refused to pick up the option on his contract for 2012.

RIGGLEMAN DRINKS HIS TROUBLES AWAY AFTER QUITTINNG JOB

Roger Ebert/Bam Margera Twitter war

Following the Monday death of “Jackass” c0-star Ryan Dunn in a fiery car crash, Chicago Sun-Times writer and movie critic Roger Ebert Tweeted:

“Friends don’t let jackasses drink and drive.”

Bam Margera, an enraged “Jackass” co-star, immediately responded on Twitter:

Van Jones challenges Glenn Beck to a debate

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The Big Sexy indeed – Is there a Shaq sex tape?

During a trial of L.A. gang members this week, a music producer admits there once WAS a sex tape of former NBA star Shaquille O’Neal but that it no longer exists. Robert Ross says the tape was erased.

Ross testified that he was kidnapped, beaten and threatened by seven gang members who are now on trial. He claims the men threatened him if he didn’t deliver the Shaq sex tape. Ross had been in a finacial dispute with Shaq and his manager over a commission upon delivering the musician Ray J. Shaq’s people refused to pay Ross. He retaliated by threatening to leak the tape of O’Neal having sex with a woman who was not his wife. Shortly after the dispute, the gang members allegedly kidnapped Ross.

Police investigating the case did interview Shaq but he was not charged. Ross testified in court that the tape was “gone.” He claims there was a tape recorded on his home security camera but it was recorded over.

John Wall needs to stick to basketball

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Young Washington Wizards star point guard John Wall threw out what is being called the “worst first pitch ever” at a Nationals baseball game.