Headline of the day: “Sheep sex parolee charged in stockyards break-in”

Geeze, the guy even looks like a sheep molester.

Alpaca sex news blooper of the day

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YA HAVE SEX WITH A MINIATURE HORSE JUST ONCE…

ERIC EASLEY

An Alabama man accused of having sex with a miniature horse has hired “Cowboy Bob” as his lawyer. Eric Easley was arrested earlier this month in Alabama. Authorities say Easley tied a “pint-sized” miniature horse to a pen and sexually abused the animal.

Easley was caught after leaving his wallet behind at the scene of the horse buggery. This left one writer to point out that this means that Easley “isn’t just a guy who rapes horses” but “the dumbest guy in America who rapes horses.”

ANOTHER MAN/HORSE LOVE STORY

BYRON CHRISTOPHER JORDAN

A Georgia man has been arrested after multiple witnesses reportedly saw him having sex with horses. Byron Christopher Jordan was charged with bestiality.

Witnesses say they observed Jordan “having sexual intercourse with several horses” while wearing only pajama bottoms that were “extremely dirty and had the front fly open.”

Jordan was literally caught in the act by police. He was “pulled off” his third horse of the day.

SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Washington state entrepreneur and convicted cocaine smuggler has been arrested on charges of running what authorities are calling a “bestiality farm.” Douglas Spink has been accused of selling tourists the opportunity to have sex with a variety of animals including horses, dogs and “mice smothered in vaseline and had to be euthanized.” A tape of a British man having sex with three different dogs on Spink’s property was seized as evidence.

Spink actually owned the property in Enumclaw, Washington where the most infamous bestiality case in U.S. history took place. In 2005, a Washington man actually died of internal injuries after being sodomized by a horse. At the time, Washington had virtually nonexistent bestiality laws. Both Spink and the man who filmed the man-horse sexual encounter avoided major prosecution.

Spink, a licensed horse and dog breeder, was later convicted on drug charges after $34 million worth of cocaine was found in his vehicle. However, Spink received a relatively light sentence after cooperating with authorities.

NEW JERSEY: OOPS! TURNS OUT SODOMIZING COWS IS NOT A CRIME IN OUR STATE

COW MOLESTING NEW JERSEY POLICE OFFICER ROBERT MELIA JR

Animal cruelty charges against a former New Jersey police officer have been dropped. The state says it turns out “bestiality is not a crime” in New Jersey.

Robert Melia Jr. was arrested after authorities found SEX TAPES in his house showing him engaging in sex with cows.

 

DRUNKEN YOUNG FARMER MOLESTS GOAT TO DEATH

 

A teenaged farmer in the Philippines has been arrested after apparently raping his pet goat to death over the weekend.

Rogie Calamaan  reportedly went on a drinking spree after he finished planting rice. When he returned home, Calamaan says he found his goat in a “prone” position and “took interest.”

The two-year-old goat died during the encounter.

SOUTH CAROLINA MAN CHARGED WITH “BUGGERY” IN HORSE SEX CASE

ACCUSED HORSE MOLESTER RODELL VEREEN

Apparently, once you’ve had a South Carolina horse, you’ll never go back.

It all started innocently enough. A South Carolina woman noticed her 21-year-old horse, Sugar, was “acting strangely.” The horse had also developed infections. They were the exact same type of  infections that Sugar had last year after a local man named Rodell Vereen was convicted of having sex with the horse.

The horse’s owner then noticed bales of hay stacked up in front of Sugar’s stall. After becoming suspicious, she set up a video camera to record Sugar’s stall. Sure enough, the video tape caught Vereen with his pants down. Literally. Vereen was caught on tape having sex with sugar. The owner waited another night and this time caught Vereen IN THE ACT, having sex with her horse.

The woman pulled out a shotgun and marched Vereen to the local police who charged him wiyh “buggery.” Vereen was already on probation and was a registered sex offender for his previous horse molesting incident. He faces up to five years in prison.

Vereen was busted for horse sex the first time last year on Thanksgiving day after he was found asleep in Sugar’s stall with a mound of dirt and a stool piled up behind the animal.

 

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FLORIDA MAN ACCUSED OF RAPING DOG

 

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CANDIDATE FOR GOVERNOR OF GEORGIA FINDS OUT YA SCREW JUST ONE MULE… AND YOU’RE LABELED FOR LIFE

 

 

Neal Horsley is calling it a youthful indiscretion. Maybe the mule would beg to differ.

Horsley is running to be the governor of Georgia despite the fact that he admits he once had sex with a mule.  The Seattle blog, The Examiner managed to score an interview with Horsley. If you’re not easily offended, it’s a beauty and you can read it:  HERE

Horsley is running for governor on the platform that Georgia needs to secede from the United States of America. He is a member of the Georgia Creator’s Rights Party.

Appearing on the Alan Colmes radio show, Horsley defended his man-mule sex by saying.

 

 

“When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”

 

 

 

 

 

Horsley though says his days of having sex with mules AND WATERMELONS are “behind him.”  After all, he’s found Jesus.

 

 

GEORGIA POLITICIAN IS AGAINST ABORTION AND LOVES ANIMALS-LITERALLY