Archive for the ‘crime’ Category
Pedobear attends Jerry Sandusky trial
June 20, 2012Florida mug shot of the day
January 13, 2012Hall of Fame baseball writer accused of serial child molestation
December 21, 2011BILL CONLIN
Longtime Philadelphia Daily News baseball columnist Bill Conlin immediately retired from the newspaper yesterday after being accused by four people of molesting them while they were children in the ’70s. One of the accusers is Conlin’s own niece.
Pennsylvania prosecutors say even though Conlin allegedly abused “so many people” through the years they were unable to bring a case because of the statute of limitations.
In addition to his newspaper column, Conlin worked for years at The Sporting News and ESPN.
Officer of the Year caught dealing meth
July 7, 2011DAVID BRITTO
Until yesterday, Boynton Beach police office David Britto had quite the amazing resume. Not only was Britto the city’s 2010 “Officer of the Year” with an amazing ability to track down drug dealers, but he also found time to work with at risk youth, serve as an instucor at the Teen Police Academy, run a popular website, write a Christian blog and moonlight as a “life coach.” The 28-year-old Britto was also a former Marine.
With all this going on you’d think it would be hard for Britto to secretly be working another job. Yet he was. As a METH DEALER. Britto was recently arrested. Authorities say he had secretly been selling meth for the past two years even as he had been blogging about the teachings of Jesus Christ at the site blessedwarrior.com.
Constitutional scholar of the day
June 3, 2011LARRY WAYNE KELLY
A Florida man claiming to be a “sovereign citizen” was arrested after shooting up an empty seafood restaurant with an AK-47. Larry Wayne Kelly reportedly became “incredibly irate” after being informed that the restaurant ran out of crawfish.
Tractor permanently parked
May 11, 2011TRACTOR TRAYLOR
The condition of former college basketball star Robert “Tractor” Traylor has stabilized. He’s dead.
Traylor apparently suffered a “massive heart attack” in Puerto Rico. The former Michigan star and NBA journeyman was known for a couple of things: 1.) according to the FBI, Traylor was paid $616,000 in cash from former bookie-rurned-friend-of-the-program Ed Martin while attending Michigan as an “amateur” athlete and 2.) he faced the possibility of DECADES in prison for financing his cousin-the biggest drug dealer in Michigan history.
Scumbag shot to death with beauty queen’s pink gun
March 24, 2011Photo of the woman who shoved 54 bags of heroin and $51.22 into her vagina
March 18, 2011KARIN MACKALIUNAS: TA DA THE ARISTOCRATS
A 27-year-old Scranton, Pennsylvania woman has been hit with drug charges after police found “54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22 stuffed inside her vagina.
Local Pennsylvania press has been trying to outscoop each other on details of the story while at the same time struggling over how to phrase the word “vagina” in a family paper. The Wilkes Barre paper preferred the term “body cavity” while the Scranton paper chose to use the phrase that the woman put the drugs “inside herself.”
Meanwhile, phillyburbs.com had the most penetrating vagina reporting. They revealed that the drugs found inside the woman were Xanax and even had the brand of heroin the woman shoved inside herself (“Black Magic.”) Phillyburbs also had details of Mackaliunas’arrest. After police arrested her with three bags of heroin, they noticed her moving around “suspiciously” in the back of the squad car. First, police observed her putting “her hands inside her underwear.” The cops then noticed “instead of getting the drugs out, she was attempting to shove them inside.”