Posts Tagged ‘Sarah Palin’
“I JUST FUCKED A BLACK MAN!”
23-YEAR-OLD SARAH HEATH
The Tea Party’s not going to like this. Earlier this week, The National Enquirer had a “bombshell” and “world exclusive” story that former Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin once snorted coke off an oil drum on a snowmobiling trip. The Enquirer managed to get advance information on details of the the upcoming Palin book “The Rogue” by author Joe McGinniss.
However, the charges of cocaine use is not the excerpt from the book getting the most media attention. No, that would be the anecdote by McGinniss that, in 1987, Palin hooked up with then-University of Michigan basketball star Glen Rice for a “steamy interracial” one night stand. Rice has basically confirmed that he had sex with Palin and remembers her fondly. Palin was 23 when the alleged one-on-one encounter took place and happened while she was a weekend tv sports anchor in Anchorage covering The Great Alaska Shootout basketball tournament.
Mother Jones says Palin was not as open minded as Rice. Nor, did she remember the encounter as fondly. In fact, according to McGinnis, Palin was “horrified” and “freaked out” He quotes a Palin “friend” as saying she was “completely crazed.” The person claims Palin screamed, “I can’t beleive I just fucked a black man!”
SARAH PALIN’S COLLEGE EXPERIENCE APPARENTLY INCLUDED HAVING SEX WITH BLACK MEN AND SNORTING COCAINE
We already knew Sarah Palin looks good in leather. Now, it turns out she’s a political genius.
While pundits continue to wonder whether or not the former Alaska-governor-turned-reality-tv-star is going to run for president in 2012, Palin shrewdly launched a national bus tour in conjunction with her potential campaign in front of 500,000 new fans. Granted, most of them had tattoos.
Palin made a Memorial Day appearance at the annual “Rolling Thunder” motorcycle rally in Washington D.C. Palin drew raves from the veterans riding in the event who referred to her as a “real American.” Rolling Thunder holds the rally every year to honor POWs and those soldiers Missing in Action. The event is billed as “non-partisan.”
Organizers of the event tried to downplay Palin’s appearance with no luck. One Rolling Thunder founder talked about how the bikers’ security team was ordered not to let Palin speak on microphone. No luck. He then complimented Palin for being “wily” and getting past his security team.
Legendary Hollywood writer Aaron Sorkin meant to take down Sarah Palin with his Huffington Post piece today. Instead, he backs up every stereotype she’s ever Facebooked, written or uttered about “Hollywood liberals.”
Sorkin probably garnered Palin millions of dollars in campaign contributions and multitudes of new fans as he made himself look like a complete fool when he compared the former Alaska governor and VP candidate-turned reality tv star to Michael Vick.
On the past episode of Palin’s reality tv show “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” she shot a caribou (although it took her five tries to do so.) An outraged Sorkin writes, “I’ve tried and tried and for the life of me, I can’t make a distinction between what you get paid to do and what Michael Vick went to prison for doing.”
Sorkin also accused Palin of “doing a little dance of joy” while “slicing the animal apart.”
Thursday, The National Enquirer reported that Willow Palin, daughter of failed U.S. vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, might be pregnant. The Enquirer claims the 16-year-old “missed her period” and recently took a home pregnancy test.
That would sure explain the “no boys upstairs” cut from the new Sarah Palin reality tv show about Alaska:
SARAH PALIN CAMPAIGNING THIS WEEK FOR SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN IN ARIZONA