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February 23, 2012Most blatant example of Jeremy Lin racism yet
February 18, 2012
Several articles have been written about the blatant examples of racism in articles surrounding New York Knicks sensation Jeremy Lin. Obviously, somebody at ESPN wasn’t thinking when they posted the online headline “Chink in The Armor” in reference to the Asian point guard.
Wow!
College star cut in Europe for taking penis enlargement pills
February 13, 2012Roburt Sallie
During this time of year you may remember former University of Memphis star Roburt Sallie. If you’re a March Madness fan, you’ll recall Sallie had a huge game in the NCAA college basketball tournament a couple years back when he hit a bunch of three point shots and scored 35 points in onegame early in the tournament.
If you remember Sallie at all it’s probably for his March Madness heroics. It’s the main reason he’s remembered at all. UNTIL NOW.
Sallie was recently cut by the European League team he was playing for in Spain. Ordinarily, not a huge story until you find out that the reason Sallie was released was for taking penis enlargement pills.
Sallie was apparently gobbling up ExtetenZe tablets like Chiclets. ExtenZe you’ll recall is the herbal penis enlargement pill that was endorsed by former Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson in a series of tv and radio commercials a couple of years ago. Sallie apparently never told his ballclub he was taking the ExtenZe and not wanting a positive drug test over higher testosterone rates, Sallie’s team cut him.
A number of blogs are absolutely killing Sallie over the story including Larry Brown Sports and Draft Express.
Fine reporting there, Ralph-Jeremy Lin’s couch photographed
February 13, 2012
Jeremy Lin inspires Knicks and worst NBA nickname of all time
February 11, 2012
What a story! What a run!
In one of the most amazing NBA stories ever, newly minted New York Knicks legend/point guard Jeremy Lin BLEW UP Friday night against the Los Angeles Lakers. Lin dropped 38 points on LA, added 7 assists, shot great from outside and made all of his New York teammates better with his play in a 92-85 victory.
Just a week ago, Lin was an anonymous, journeyman, fourth-string guard who was sleeping on his brother’s couch and in danger of being cut by his fourth NBA team in a year. Not any more!
Starting last Saturday, the Asian, Ivy League graduate Lin has scored 25, 28, 23 and now a career-high 38 points. All Knicks wins. Friday night’s game had “an NBA Finals atmosphere.” Frenzied fans at Madison Square Garden repeatedly chanted, “MVP, MVP!” every time Lin touched the ball.
Before Lin’s amazing run, the Knicks had a pathetic 8-15 record and all of the talk was about the possible firing of coach Mike D’Antoni. Now the talk is all Jeremy Lin all the time.
Finally, how horrible must astronomically priced, underachieving free agent “superstars” Carmelo Anthony and Amare Stoudemire feel. The Knicks completely sucked with the pair and their combined $165 million plus contracts. Now, they’ve won four in a row without either led by the minimum-salaried Jeremy Lin. Go Linsanity!
“Relapsing” Josh Hamilton apparently had anonymous sex in a restaurant bathroom stall
February 11, 2012
PHOTO OF THE LAST TIME JOSH HAMILTON FELL OFF THE WAGON
Poor Mrs. Josh Hamilton. She has stuck by her husband, Texas Rangers outfielder and former AL MVP Josh Hamilton, through years of his addictions to alcohol, crack and heroin. Now, she’ being publicly humiliated. Again.
Hamilton’s feel-good story of overcoming addiction (mostly) has been well chronicled by the national media. Particularly since he has played in the national spotlight during each of the last two seasons in the World Series. However, Hamilton has had two very public and very humiliating relapses. The first came in 2009 when Hamilton was photographed doing shots and licking whipped cream off a girl’s breasts in a bar. Hamilton’s latest drunken fiasco occured January 30th.
Although Hamilton has publicly admitted indiscretions and even addressed the second matter with a press conference, he didn’t provide any details about the incident. Don’t worry, the website Deadspin.com has. Deadspin, which was not able to ruin Hamilton’s marriage with their 2009 photos, has a posting that will probably torch the Hamilton’s relationship. The story tells about Hamilton having anonymous sex with a woman who was a complete stranger. The sex allegedly occured in the restaurant’s mens room following a rousing bout of karaoke.
Deadspin also reported on a rumor that somebody tried to sell a Dallas tv station a camera phone “sex tape” of the encounter.
Yankees GM sex/blackmail scandal
February 4, 2012
Mrs. Brian Cashman is out at home. What is it with New York baseball general managers?
After Steve Phillips basically scandalized himself out of his job as Mets GM and his ESPN gig, current Yankees general manager Brian Cashman has involved himself in a blackmail/sex scandal.
You know Cashman must have been doing some pretty heinous shit if the New York Post devoted its entire front cover to his affairs Saturday even with the city’s team scheduled to play in the Super Bowl TOMMOROW. The Post has an “exclusive” detailing how and why Cashman’s wife has filed for divorce.
Details of Cashman’s affairs have slowly dripped out all week after Deadspin.com ran a post where they interviewed his latest mistress, Louise Neathway. Deadspin even posted audio of that interview. Among the highlights: a spurned Neathway literally starts the interview by saying,”Fuck him.” Neathway also allowed Deadspin to photograph Cashman’s black pajama bottoms and orange toothbrush he used when he spent nights with her.
Deadspin sleazemerchant A.J.Daulerio cleverly titled his article on the Neathway/Casman affair, “Dear Brian Cashman, I am wearing your pajama pants in your mistress’s living room.”
Daulerio is the guy responsible for posting photos of Brett Favre’s penis. He used those journalistic chops to secure his current job as editor of Gawker.com. Daulerio had also previously run intimate photos of Cashman with his rookie mistress, a married woman named Kimberly Brennan. Deadspin titled that article “Brian’s Dong.”
Meanwhile, Neathway called Cashman wife on Wednesday and told her all the filthy details of what she has been doing with her husband. Neathway was actually arrested the next day and charged with grand larceny, harassment and stalking. Cashman went to authories and told them Neathway was trying to extort money from him. He claimed she had been threatening to go public with details of their affair and damage his reputation unless he coughed up $15,000. A broke Neathway couldn’t make bail and is curently in jail on Riker’s Island.
Florida mug shot of the day
January 13, 2012
Ryan Braun herpes rumors picking up steam
January 9, 2012
What a terrible offseason for National League MVP Ryan Braun. First news came out that the Milwaukee Brewers outfielder tested positive for steroids and faces a possible 50 game suspension. Like all juicing athletes, Braun is proclaiming his innocence. However, in his case, if Braun’s defense is accurate it might worsen his image.
Yes, Ryan Braun is apparently going to play the herpes card in an attempt to get out of his PED suspension. Multiple baseball and gossip websites are reporting that Braun’s astronomically high steroids level are a result of his genital herpes medication. The mainstream media has not picked up on the rumors based on the scummy and absolutely charming sources reporting the story.
So far even Wikipedia and scandal sites like Deadspin.com aren’t even touching the Ryan-Braun-has-the-herp story. Although Braun’s camp did issue a statement about a “private medical issue” and “unusual circumstances.”
Former UFC fighter hit with child abuse charges
January 4, 2012
Disc jockey-turned MM fighter Houston Alexander has been arrested in his Omaha home after allegedly forcing his 16-year-old son to participate in a boxing match with him. Alexander, the only UFC fighter in history to lose to KO specialist/novelty act Kimbo Slice, was charged with misdemeanor child abuse.
Alexander told police he caught his son participating in online sex and having”explicit sexual contact on Facebook.” Alexander then accused his son of lying about the incident whereupon he broke out the boxing gloves to teach his son a lesson.
